Join a highland regiment,meboy. The kilt is an unrivalled garment for fornication and diarrhoe.
For so long as one hundred men remain alive, we shall never under any condition submit to the domination of the English. It is not for glory or riches or honours that we fight, but only for liberty, which no good man will consent to loose but with his life.
(The decleration of Arbroath. 1320)